Okay, so I just coughed and something flew out of my mouth. It made a splash in my cup of tea.

Now I don't know whether to drink it or not. There's nothing floating around in there, nor does it smell funny.

Maybe whatever it was has sunk to the bottom and I'll choke to death if I drink it.

I personally think it was mucus.

I don't want to drink mucus, even if it is tea flavoured.

You know what would make this more gross? If it was someone else's mucus and I drank it.

That's it. I'm going to make a new cup of tea.

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