'Real’ people

The girls in which I consider to be my very best friends. I've known most of them since Primary School, very fun times. I live 2 hours away from most of them now. But I dunno, a part of me hopes that we'll always be friends.

Beck - my mayyte, my wife, my partner in crime.

Bec - She went to the adult store with me once, I didn't expect her to. Now I have new found respect because she didn't even giggle at the overly large dildo like I did.

Kristy - Lives near me, so she rocks. Known each other since Kinder. She's naughty and makes me eat take away.

Lissy - Lissy moved to Melbourne and now she sees a million live bands a week. Mutual love for all things QAF.

Jenna - We used to trade sex stories in college, til she got a job.

Allison - A fellow Gary Sweet and Jimmy Barnes lover. She is officially the coolest person I know because she loves those men.

Cassie - Even though she lives about a 15 mins drive from my place we never, ever see each other. CALL ME!

Uni Life

Cherie - Awesome girl who loves QAF and everything cool. She's in half of my classes and entertains me on rides to and from school.

Robyn - Cherie's friend really, but we hang out and bitch about Asian Studies.

Ramon - A guy from college who also happened to move down here. In the other half of my classes, a rocking guy.

Boyfriends 'n' some such

Scott - My official "first love". Together since January 2001, living together since November 2002, being cute together til the end of time.

Shawn - An ex, Beck went with me to break up with him. We stood on his doorstep while he put his socks on and I delivered the line "I don't think we should see each other anymore". I was 13. It lasted 3 months. I was over it in 20 seconds.

Aaron - Twice an ex boyfriend of mine...what was I thinking? I thought we were just people who hung out and kissed, turns out he thought of me as a girlfriend. Good times.

Robert - My stalker, I also went out with him, silly me. Seriously, has been "in love" with me since grade 8. *news* Still waving at my friends, will not be surprised if he shows up on my door step one day.

Troy - Another ex b/f, also a known fuckwit. 4 months of bullshit that I never, ever want to go through again. I gave up FREE tickets to 28 Days for this fucker. Never again.

Adam - Not exactly a boyfriend, more like a one night stand. I used to live next door to him when I was little, his brother was my best friend for 4 years. I miss them. Best Monopoly player I have ever met.

Just like family 'n' stuff

Phil - one of Troy’s friends who became my brother. He's all married now, and living 20 seconds away from my house. Still waiting for a dinner invitation.

Martin - gone interstate now and I have no idea when I'll see him again. I miss the man. He's married to a midget.

Past Friends

AJ - a girl with a lot of opinions, and isn't afriad to share them

Andy - The ex-SRC president and now my friend for life. We used to have thumb wars in class.

Ben - he's annoying, very annoying.

Adrian - Shameless flirting and promoting of sex, good sex. Often can be found lying in dirt when drunk.

Leigh - I don't know what happened, but I think drugs and bad friends are involved.

David - We used to have coffee every day. We stopped. He is a dick.

People I wish were living on my bean bag.

Jon - so much history, so much fun. Basically only still talking to each other because we have so much history. We're not the friends we used to be. I miss it.

Dave – Only mentioned for past references. He was hot. Very hot. We were "in love" from May 2000- December 2000. He has a baby now.

Boogada – My online husband, I don't quite remember why though. Still talk occasionally. I miss the SWMB because of people like him.

Daniel (mostly referred to as PJ or Punkjedi) – he said he'd marry me so I could have US Citizenship. I sent him things in the mail and never asked for anything in return. That's how awesome I am. He picked on me for 2 months, then loved me all of a sudden. I miss talking to him too, we had good talks. If you're reading this...im me you wanker.

Graham – I miss our talks. I wish he was my brother.

Daniel - Have known this charming man since April of 2000 I believe. On our first meeting I went to his house, baked a cake and watched Madeline. Fond memories of those times. I remember it all young man, and one day we will play that game of Monopoly, I can promise you that.

Other things:

SWMB – the Screeching Weasel Message Board. I used to live there. I met a lot of fabulous people on there, and also a lot of dicks.

LC – I got my education there. Sadly the biggest education I got was that you should always pay for parking.

Uni - The University Of Tasmania. Currently in the middle of my first year. Bachelor of Arts, oh yeah.

Freddies - The place where I used to eat lunch everyday. Now only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Best chips in Launceston.

Babycakes - My beautiful old car

Bubbles - My new shiny little car

before / after